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Three men were in a sauna... (Предыдущее, Следующее)
 
Three men were in a sauna. An Italian, a German, and a Pollack.


Suddenly, they heard a beeping noise. The Italian guy pushed a few buttons on his hand and then told the others that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to be paged.


Then, they heard a ring and the German man pushed a button on his hand and put his hand up to his ear and carried a conversation.


After pressing another button on his hand the German man said that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to receive calls.


The Polish man excuses himself to use the bathroom.


He comes back, with a piece of toilet paper trailing from his butt.


The other men laugh and point. The Polish man cranes his neck around to look.


He says, "Wow! I must have gotten a fax!"


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